LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS ( not in any particular order )1. Harry2. Snape3. Dumbledore4. Lupin5. Hermione6. Voldemort7. Draco8. Dobby9. Neville10. Umbridge11. Ron12. Narcissa
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Voldemort and Ron...noooo, I think I'm good, actually...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lupin. Sure, but only in the Starkid version...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
DRACO MALFOY, THAT'S WHAT!!! (Solving the mystery of his little D) OH MY GOD
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Tons and tons. Mostly concerning Luna.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Snape and Voldemort...PROBABLY, but only if Snape really was on the Dark side.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I think Hermione would rather marry Neville than Umbridge. Just a hunch.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
God I hope not. Dobby already fathered a Malfoy. No wonder Draco's still in diapers. We don't need any more hobbits running round the place.
8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Well, I don't think I've read a fic since I was about twelve, but I'm pretty sure that most of the Harry Potter fics on the Internet involve Hermione somehow.
9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
...Okay. So Harry's dating Draco (every Drarry fan's dream) until one day, Neville seduces Draco with his clumsy feet and his astonishing whiz through pubery, which admittedly produced ravishing results. Harry sets off sadly with just his trusty guitar and bumps into his best friend Ron, of all people. Overtaken my grief and lust, the two of them finally consummate their friendship after years of sleeping right next to each other in the Hogwarts dorms. However, Harry feels as though he is ruining his BFF-ship with Ron, so he spends the next few weeks hooking up with Voldemort in secret, but Voldemort's constant death threats and murder attempts soon drive him away. He turns to Hermione, always the voice of reason, who gives him the perfect advice to finally realize his love for Narcissa, despite having been dating her son at the beginning od this story.
10. (3) and (9) die in a car crash. How does (11) react?
Ron would cry for years if Dumbledore and Neville died in a car crash.
11. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
I think they fought a lot anyway. Too bad there's not more father/son affection.
12. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
HERMIONE?!?!?!?! YES PLEASEEEE
13. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
DOBBY YOU WHORE STOP EXPLOITING WIZARDS AND WITCHES FOR HALF ELF CHILDREN
14. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Snape just goes through life dissing everyone in the worst possible way ever. i think it's how he shows affection.
15. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Call Firenze to come pick her up.
17. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Warm and fuzzy...but confused.
18. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Owning a hairbrush will not increase your chances of growing your hair back. Voldy.
19. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Dammit Lupin, stop giving alcohol to your students!
20. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
That would be the most hilarious yet productive yet slightly scary magical class ever.
21. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
HARRY POTTER HAS CHOSEN THE OVERBEARINGLY SUPPORTIVE TO ELF RIGHTS MISS TO BE HIS CHOSEN ONE!
22. What would happen if (7) and (6) got married?
SOME WEIRD DARK MAGICKY STUFF THAT'S WHAT
23. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
A fake nose?